Funny quotes for bumper stickers and T-shirts
This is were we list of our funny quotes, which we found on either a T-shirt or a bumper sticker. If you would like to buy a T-shirt or a Bumper Sticker just click on the funny quote.
Beat rush hour, leave work at noon
Beer Hunter
Beer Me Up, Scotty
Born to party, forced to work
Cereal Killer Funny T-Shirt
Doesn't Play Well with Others
Don't Annoy The Crazy Person
Drama Queen
Drinks First Sex Later
Finish your Beer. There are sober kids in India
First Bank of Dad
Fuck me I am Famous
I'm living proof My Mom Is Easy
I am out of bed and dressed. What More Do You Want From Me
I'm with Stupid
I did London, I did New York, but I loved doing Paris
If Only These Were Brains
I Have My Own Money But I Rather Spend Yours
I Have The Pussy So I Make The Rules
I love sex
I Only F*ck Supermodels
I Suffer From CRS (Cant Remember Shit)
Ladies Wanted Inquire Within
Looking For Trouble
My Boyfriend Is Out Of Town
My Ex-Girlfriend Is A Stripper
On the Rebound You'll Do
Please Do Not Feed The Models
Requires Constant Supervision
Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy
Show Me Your Hooters
So many bitches, so little time
Spermicidal Maniac
Tattooed White Trash
This is my drinking shirt
This Is Not A Photo Opportunity
Teenage Millionaire (Jesus)
Viagra is for Pussies
Viagra's secret ingredients
Von Drunk
Wet T-Shirt Contest Winner
You Can Blink Now
Your Boyfriend Thinks I'm Hot
Your Boyfriend Wants Me
You suck
I Wasn't Born A Bitch Men Like You Make Me That Way
I brake suddenly for tailgaters
Yeah! You can have my gun bullets first!
I Wonder if You'd Drive Any Better if that CAR PHONE was UP YOUR BUTT
CAUTION! I can go from 0 to BITCH in 2.5 seconds
CAUTION Blonde Thinking
CAUTION Driver Just Doesn't Give A Shit
Caution I can go from 0 to Horny in 2.5 Beers
Don't assume I'm not into cheap meaningless sex
Clear the road I'm SIXTEEN
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live
I may be a Cruel and Heartless Bitch But I'm damn good at it
I'm against the death penalty / Look what happened to Jesus
Driver Carries No Cash HE'S MARRIED
I'm Only Driving Like This TO PISS YOU OFF
Earth First, We can log the other planets later
Keep Working, Millions on Welfare Depend on You
Life's A Bitch And So Am I
Sterilize Stupid People
Stop Honking You'll Wake The Guy In The My Trunk
Support The Police Beat Yourself Up
Support Your Local Police
Too Sexy For This Car
If we call it tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Yes, This Is My Truck No, I Won't Help You Move
Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!
Visualize using your turn signals
Visualize Whirled Peas
My kid can whip your honor student's ass
With beer, deer, and pickup trucks who needs women
Women are great leaders, You're following one
Work Harder Millions On Welfare Depend On You!